Cars 2

The silver lining in Cars 2 being so bad is that, although I am always quarreling with myself over my favorite Pixar movie, I will never be in doubt as to which is my least favorite.

Cars 2 was the worst thing I have seen since Pearl Harbor. The event. But also the movie.

Cars 2 lacked heart, character, plot, and cogency. It resembled more of the ramblings of a homeless person than the typically finessed stories of Pixar. Don't believe me?

"And then one car is actually a secret agent! But he's british! And the camera is really an EMP, which affects biofuel!"

Yeah. It sucked hard.