Saving the Earth and Pissing People Off

I love motorized scooters. They don't use gasoline and JD has one on Scrubs.

Only problem is they can only go at the most aggravating speeds. They're slow enough to be under the speed limit, but fast enough that I have to go far above the speed limit to pass them. Also they're bigger than bicycles so they're harder to pass.

I almost just took one out today because it was going way too slowly. But it was too fast so when I tried to pass it, I had to go way above the speed limit to make sure I got around it before the median came up.

Morose-tly Depressed Because of Time, but Partly Because I'm Afraid of Dying Without Ever Living

It's amazing when time finally springs on you. It happens when you notice that six years have passed since Elf came out. And you remember watching it in class that day you had a substitute teacher and you had never seen it before and that's now just so...

long ago.

When did I become an adult?

So today I created a joke...

If you saw a man going door-to-door, peddling escargot, would you call him a traveling snailsman?

If that already existed, I am ashamed and will impale myself with my katana at once.

Or did I just lie?

Welcome!

My first blog. At least on this website. Since it is common to blog, and even more common to lament on blogs about how nobody will ever read this, I am committing to be different.

If anyone ever visits this blog, it will consume their life. They will become a slave to this blog's will, that is how important this blog is. Not me as an indicidual. But this blog. Like the disembodied voice in Field of Dreams commanding Kevin Costner to build a baseball diamond, my blog will call out to others. Nothing too fancy. Not a baseball diamond, just a visit. And an occasional comment.

I will be James Earl Jones. No reason in particular, besides to have an awesome, booming baritone.