but I've been off saving the world. One broken heart at a time.
Oh. Who am I?
Mr. Right."
That's a pickup line I just made up. Right now. And you guys got front row seats to its inception. I'd feel honored, nay, blessed to have been here for the consummation of word and genius. I'm in one of my faux-cocky moods. And I have the right to be in one of those moods. I'm an American hero.
I feel like I just drank ten pangalactic gargleblasters. There's a stupid storm front moving through that's making my sinuses loco. I'm like Rita and the front is my Power Rangers. I'm throwing a shit ton of nerdy-ass references in here. Pardon my french. The filth's just popping out like the alien from Ash's stomach. It's the headache. And the lateness.
Read two issues of TIME today. Also watched Pan's Labyrinth and Harry Potter and the Half-Assed Script. I'm just playing. I actually really enjoyed HP6, the amount of detail is meticulous. It's quite impressive.
To all of you who got to attend various concerts this weekend, know that I am jealous and that I want nothing but smooth sailing for you on your ride down to hell. I'm kidding.
I want your ride to be bumpy.