And then I was a douche bag to a deer [sic] friend. Oh well, what else is new?
Here are two jokes to lighten the mood.
A giraffe walked into the bar, but the zebra made it under just fine.
Every lemming walked into the bar.
I sweamise, eventually I might return to a normal me. I haven't felt normal in a long time, but it will eventually happen, just as soon as I sort some shit out.
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ReplyDeleteI don't know.
ReplyDeleteMy friend Aamena was talking about how she used to dance to Beyonce songs in middle school. I asked her to specify which song, because I couldn't remember which songs were popular back then (at least involving Beyonce). She told me to look up "Check Up On It." And this was the first video I saw. I immediately assumed that this is how everyone ever danced or will dance to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyMyFbfmQ4k
Please smile.