Tuesday, January 5, 2010

DEER SLAYER

I saw an SUV in the Target parking lot today that said "DEER SLAYER" in bold white letters across the black hood, bookmarked by the painted on heads of two bucks.

Had the guy (or girl, I guess) killed these deer in hand to hoof combat, that might be impressive, but I think I'd put that on my hood instead of just "DEER SLAYER." "HAND TO HOOF COMBAT CHAMPION, DESTROYER OF DEER." That seems like it's something to be more proud of. Or how about something like "COLLEGE GRADUATE." Something that is immensely more difficult, time consuming, and just more challenging in general.

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