"I really think you'll like the house."

Mom wants to move to the north side of Indianapolis, and is trying to convince me to like the idea because she believes that I'll "like the house." Listen: I'm going to live in this house for maybe three more years and only on breaks. I don't care about the building, I care about the company that lives inside of it and visits it. If you steal me away from my friends in our last years together, I don't think a floor plan is sufficient pay.

Man. If we move away from everything I've ever known, could it at least be to some place more interesting than Indianapolis?