Went to a party

where I was everyone's hero for being the only one in the pool. But no one was joining me. So I was everyone's hero for being out of place and lonely.

I must be a fucking superhero when I'm by myself at home then.

I'm reaching the point in life when I realize that people like me because I'm absolutely ridiculous. It's great to know that no one will ever take me seriously.

Actually I don't even know if that was sarcasm. I like being outlandish.